This wonderful stranger(s) decided to briefly pull us out of our dystopian hell-scape and give us something to laugh at for once. Aug8:32 AM ET Font Size: One person is responsible for an all-time great prank making the rounds online. With several states actively working to prevent schools from mandating masks and kids already becoming sick or being quarantined left and right, we needed some levity. It doesn’t appear that the person or persons responsible for the prank have been named, but I’m going to hope it was a group of kids trying to help us adults feel a brief flash of joy amid what’s already a pretty fraught school year. And if you read those names and wondered what the problem was - try reading them out loud. Bless him, he just kept on reading one fake vulgar name after another, apparently not realizing the Board had been had. SCHOOL BOARD MEETING FALLS VICTIM TO BART SIMPSON INSPIRED PRANK Double Toasted Bites - Even though the Bart Simpson names prank didnt cause as much of an. “Phil McKraken? Phil McKraken?” He continues in the otherwise silent room, oblivious, reading off names including: Suk Mahdik, Ophelia McCaulk, Eileen Dover, Don Kedick, and Wayne Kuhr.
Cooper III dutifully reads each nonsense name twice to give the person a chance to walk to the podium. That happened the other night at a meeting for the Henrico School Board in Virginia - and this poor guy really did just keep reading those nutty names without realizing what was going on.īoard member Roscoe D. You know how on The Simpsons Bart prank calls Moe’s Tavern and gives the name of a fake person he’s trying to get ahold of? The name is always ridiculous and embarrassing when said out loud and poor Moe never seems to catch on until it’s too late. Thankfully, some heroic soul decided to give us a break from that horror show and make us laugh - by sending their school board a list of would-be public commenters with fake names that when said out loud, sound pretty dirty. Toss in an angry, uninformed rant about CRT, and there you have it. In a COVID world, school board meetings are another thing entirely with angry parents on both sides arguing for or against masks, distancing, and other mitigation measures. Sure there might’ve been some spicy moments here and there, but overall, they were just meetings to discuss what needs to be done (or not done) in order to keep a school district up and running. Local school board meetings were once a perfunctory monthly snooze-fest in most American towns. Here are the other names called out loud by Cooper, twice each, at the meeting (Note: I’m just guessing on the spelling here, folks.):Ĭooper then reads one name that was thrown in there just to make it seem like these were legit names, before announcing one more joke name, only the name was merely the name of a lefty Hollywood writer and producer - “Aaron Sorkin.Someone pranked a local school board by sending in a list of fake public commenters a la Bart Simpson calling Moe’s Tavern I’ll simply say to read the names said at the meeting and sound them out. “Phil McCracken?” Cooper called out before repeating the name a second time. A big problem comes in when you realize that a lot of these people have no business in any kind of educational setting, especially when they’re supposed to be good at working with children, when they can’t even recognize a childish prank that’s been around for decades when it’s pulled on them.Ī recent meeting of the Henrico School Board in Virginia saw an old prank make the rounds once more when school board Chair Roscoe Cooper III began reading off supposed names of citizens who wanted to be recognized to speak in front of the board.
#Prank names school board free#
School boards across the country like to dictate to parents how they should raise their children through their draconian measures and edicts, and if you don’t like it, they will shut down your right to free speech or assembly.
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